A Bright and Shiny ID Card Future!

Tony Blair has recently stated the following in The Observer:

"On ID cards, there is a host of arguments, irrespective of security, why their time has come. Most people already have a range of different cards, for workplace, bank or leisure. And, contrary to what is said, it will not be an offence not to carry one."

There are no valid arguments for the introduction of ID cards. That is the only valid argument in this debate.


By security, I assume that Blair means the ever present 'terrorist threat'. The government cannot seem to agree to use this threat to support the introduction of ID cards or not. The use of the word 'security' suggests that Blair cannot quite decide. Nobody in government, or the police, has satisfactorily elaborated on how ID cards will prevent terror attacks. Maybe the following scenario may assist.

The scene: An anonymous provincial town in middle England somewhere. Four plotters gather together in a darkened room. The year is 2008.

Plotter 1: Right everyone. Today is the day. Is everyone ready?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Is everyone a 'clean skin' that has avoided the attention of the greatest security agencies in the world?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Does everyone have a rucksack packed with explosive?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Is everyone fully aware of our warped religious justification for committing mass murder?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Is everyone suitably brainwashed that they will follow my commands without question?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Is everyone willing to die in the name of their cause?

All: YES!

Plotter 1: Is everyone in possession of their ID cards?

All: Errr....

Plotter 1: What? What if you require access to key services on the way to cause carnage on the transport infrastructure of Britain?

All: Err...

Plotter 1: Right that's it. Take off those bloody suicide belts. No ID card no mass murder. If it wasn't for that blasted Blair we would have got away with it.....